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Who is the luckiest lover in this world??
Guess…!!! . . . . . .
A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could
not propose her & gets the same girl as
his wife in an arrange marriage……. !!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter..
: Why didn’t you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141 days. If we fooled around for
only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each
day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least
35 days in your
year; hence you are only left with
46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are
only left with 6 days. Say you are
sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you’re left
with 3 days in the
year to study! Let’s say you only
go out for 2
days…You’re left with 1 day. But
that 1 day is
your birthday. That’s why I did
Teacher: Class dismissed.
KHUSHI ek aisi cheez hai
jo apke paas na hone k baad bhi,
aap chahe to doosre ko de sakte ho
maze ki baat yeh hai k TENSION bhi aisi hi cheez hai
Girls, while watching Titanic:-
Boys, while watching Titanic:-
Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga
na. =p =))
GUY: My luv how r u doing?
GIRL: Am fine.
GUY: Will you be free during the
weekend,and can u come to my
GIRL: Am sorry I cant make it
because Iwill be attending my
aunty’s wedding and thenext
day i’l be busy,im so occupied.
GUY: Ooh ok,was just planning
to take u out for
shopping,supris e u with an
iPhone5,then buy u the dress
u’ve been asking for…
GIRL: I will be coming and I
may even spend the whole
weekend there if you want my
GUY: What about the wedding?
GIRL: Which wedding,I was
GUY: Me too
Define A Woman….
Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At
The Door .
But She Won’t Sit … Because Shes Getting Late… :p =DD
Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Normal Valentine Week’s Calendar:
February 7, 2013: Rose Day
February 8, 2013: Propose Day
February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
February 11, 2013: Promise Day
February 12, 2013: Hug Day
February 13, 2013: Kiss Day
February 14, 2013: Valentine Day
My Valentine Week’s Calendar
February 7, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 8, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 9, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 10, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 11, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 12, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 13, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 14, 2013: Forever Alone Day